Dare I say it? Has the tide begun to change? Has all the conservative pushing, whining, and outright demanding actually made a difference with the administration? Here’s a look at some of the good news that I’m talking about:

Remember those “tax cuts for the rich”? Well in a PERFECT example of Reaganomics, the government has now officially received higher tax revenues than before any of the tax cuts…that’s right, just like we’ve been saying forever: “The Rich” in this instance really means “The Producers”. These are the folks that make the most investments in capital, industry, and are most likely to infuse their saved money back into the economy thus spurring growth and the resurgence of our economy that is based on true capitalism and progress rather than a dot-com imaginary creation of a great economy. This completely ignores the principle theory concerning taxes: The largest way that the government restricts your freedom is by confiscating your hard earned money. I have worked in my uncle’s pharmacy for a year now and the stuff that I’ve seen is enough to make any hard working American’s blood boil. Our money that we’ve earned is being redistributed to those “in need” of their life or death medications such as…Viagra. Yes, Medicare/Medicaid pays for Viagra. That means that part of that 1/3 of your work day that goes to the government is going to make sure that Bubba Softy can “get it up” for the missus on the weekend. But I digress…The point was that taxes have been lowered and predictably this has grown the economy and therefore proven to put more money into the treasury.
“Bush Lied, Kids Died” The classic bumper-sticker mantra of the Democratic Party has suffered yet another setback: The Truth. This week we learned that we have discovered over 500 weapons of mass destruction buried in bunkers in the desert. These weapons were pre-1993 and remained from when Saddam Hussein (that cute little dictator that the Koom-by-yah Give-Peace-A-Chance hippies love to defend and so longingly wish was still in power) gassed 200,000 of his own people. Now granted these people were of a different ethnicity than Saddam who using a racial slur referred to them as “swamp people”…In the US certain liberal race-baiting elites practically have a conniption if airport screeners choose the arab looking guy holding a large suitcase over the white 92 year old grandmother sitting in her wheelchair, for a private inspection. But when Saddam burns the lungs out of women and children based on their race, it’s apparently not worth fighting to get rid of. Saddam also attacked one of the left’s most sacred and holy entities: the environment. Yup, in the process of trying to rid those pesky “swamp people” out of their homes, Saddam drained the region of all its water and destroyed the ecosystem which sustained this large racial group…So Joan Baez sits up in a tree to keep a private developer from replacing a “communal garden” that had been paying zero rent to put out hippy-grown squash, with some type of job-creating development and it’s a brave stand against those nasty earth-hating Republicans. However, when Saddam destroys an entire region and who knows how many species; the liberals barely blink an eye. OOOPS!!! I’ve gotten off on another tangent here. The MAIN POINT IS THIS: We’ve found the biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction that Saddam and the liberals (isn’t funny how often Saddam and Democrats say the exact same things?) claimed never existed. These were, without a doubt, part of the reason that Saddam kicked out the UN Weapons Inspectors, even though he gave his double-promise, hand on heart, spit shake, oath that there were no such WMDs. Clinton knew he had them, Janet Reno knew he had them, John Kerry knew he had them, but when Bush does something about it, they begin swearing that Saddam handed all of WMDs over and repented and that they have been hoodwinked by a war-mongering lying Bush.
Illegal immigration is actually slowing some! Now don’t get me wrong, it’s still a HUGE, HUGE problem, but in an effort to stay optimistic and positive there has been some progress. The National Guard on the border has decreased the steady flow of invaders by about 30%.
Tony Snow is a great, great man. The new press secretary is a brilliant journalist for Fox News until he was asked by the administration to take over the exiting Scott Mclelan’s job as the White House Press Secretary. This job certainly seems to have a high turn over rate, and who can blame them? With reporters from the New York Times, LA Times, and the rest of the liberal media constantly degrading and attacking the president and his spokesman I can’t imagine staying so calm and rational when all you want to do is wring their little pinheaded necks.
And what a great thing for Mr. Snow to announce: Al Zar-Cow-ee is DEAD. DEAD! Pass out the party hats and let’s celebrate another great victory for the War on Terror…or if you’re a Democrat drag out your sackcloth and ashes and go back into mourning just like when Saddam was drug out of his rat hole. It’s really quite humorous listening to the Democrats choking on their words when they admit that killing this murdering thug is a good thing. This is the guy, by the way, who chopped off Nick Berg’s head on film to show The Infidels what will happen to them if they continue trying to rid the region of his kind. The leader of the Taliban in Iraq…wait! I thought that Iraq and Afghanistan were completely unrelated! I thought Bush just invaded to finish off the job that his daddy started! Riiiiiight, take off the blinders: Saddam supported Al-Queda, hosted meetings and strategy sessions, and gave money to the families of those who died bombing The Infidels (IE, Christians and Jews, Republicans, women, children, or whoever happened to be in the deli, school, market, bus, or other public area where the bomber lit the fuse. ANYWAY, another member of AlQueda, another terrorist, another sick Islamic Jihadist is dead and we are all safer because of it.
The fallout from the killing of Zar-Cow-ee is more than just sad expressions on Democrat faces, it also has given us extraordinary information about the enemy’s plans, the location of key fighters, and its secret hideouts. Now our boys are on the offensive rounding up these dirt bags and putting them in a war-prison.

So all in all, things ARE looking up. I have been extremely, EXTREMELY disappointed with Bush in the past year. Harriet Meyers? The immigration policy (or lack thereof)? More spending (meaning MORE government)? Another entitlement program to provide Grandpa Getsum with an adequate supply of Viagra, Nexium for the upset stomache you get from looking at a 75 year old naked, and Valium to put him to sleep when he hops off the ride and has to sleep. Not good Mr. Bush, not good. I’m working 8 hours a day and as of now the government is taking about 1/3 to 1/4 of my salary. That basically means that every day as I work from 8Am to 10:30, I’m paying for some old fart (or some addict who can’t get it up because he’s got 13 Vicodin floating through his veins) to get more action than I am.

But the weather is changing. It’s looking brighter: It’s gone from “Mostly Cloudy” to “Partly Sunny.” Let’s hope the sun keeps shining and heating up Al Gore’s temper and Howard Dean’s vocal cords. Please just one more growl from Al and a scream from Dean, that would make Bush’s recovery complete.

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